A box of baby bengals
"What? No, I’m sorry, I ordered half a dozen mini bagels —”
"Shut up, we’re keeping them."
tbh i’m just way too amused by the idea of data ruining the moment by completely redressing and getting back into bed with his shoes on
Since klingon sex is basically violent wrestling, I wonder if the klingons don’t have BDSM but like the opposite. Klingons gathering in secrecy in dark cellars to engage in sweet, gentle loving, to the scorn of fellow klingons.
"How can you do that?" the other klingons ask. "You don’t even draw blood? Not a single furniture breaking? It doesn’t seem… natural".
"What is this… cuddle, you speak of?"
Fifty Shades of QamuSHa’
THE ANNIVERSARY OF THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE VULCAN BOOTY!!!
This is actually a screenshot of the actual drawing because my photoshop crashed so hi……. .