[ anime antagonist voice ] i-impossible! this can’t be happening — where are you getting all of this power?!
[anime protagonist voice] from my friends. but you wouldn’t know about that, would you?!
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny?
where you put the cucumber
01. HOLDING HANDS
Kirk: “Hey, c’mon, I found something pretty interesting—”
Spock: “I request you let go of my hand.”
Kirk: “Uh, wait, what?”
Spock: “I request you let go of my hand immediately.”
Kirk: “What’s the deal?”
Spock: “…It… appears that you are not aware of Vulcan customs.”
> After much explaining
LATER THAT EVENING…
Kirk: “HOW DID EVERYONE KNOW THIS BUT ME.”
have you ever had a friend who is literally like your soul mate but like in a friendship way like you are so compatible and perfect for each other like idk
I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes
a guy at school today was wearing this damn fine red nail polish and I heard these two girls whispering angrily and looking in his direction so I listened in expecting them to be weird about it and the first thing I hear is “how the HELL did he get it so good did he get it professionally done or something you need to ask him where he found that colour jesus fucking christ are you KIDDING me”
I think this is a good example of how the world should work.
my favorite thing about shipping spock and jim is that every fanfiction i read is another alternate universe and that in star trek alternate universes are canon and so all of these fanfics are canon
there are infinite universes in which they find each other and love each other
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